In life, at least for me, events are like a frayed cloth. They continue to unwind.
duplo: caryrandolph: I found these Brooks Brothers glasses (right) yesterday whilst nerding out at the optometrist’s office. Undying love does not even begin to describe the deep adoration I feel for these olive tortoiseshell glasses. I snapped a snap, shot it to my friends for votes, and was returned with this mock-up by the brilliant and blonde Erin, on whom I can always count for straight talk, no punches pulled. The subject heading: “LOOK AT THIS FUCKING LOVE CONNECTION.” The ocular soulmate: LANEY BOGGS. Enter my newest style star. I am so jealous of people who wear glasses. Thanks a lot for the 20/20 vision, mom. It’s totally cramping my style. Trust me on this one. It’s a GOOD thing you got the actual seeing part of your mom’s eyes, though I do believe my contribution in the shape and size department is made of win.

duplo:

caryrandolph:

I found these Brooks Brothers glasses (right) yesterday whilst nerding out at the optometrist’s office. Undying love does not even begin to describe the deep adoration I feel for these olive tortoiseshell glasses. I snapped a snap, shot it to my friends for votes, and was returned with this mock-up by the brilliant and blonde Erin, on whom I can always count for straight talk, no punches pulled. The subject heading: “LOOK AT THIS FUCKING LOVE CONNECTION.” The ocular soulmate: LANEY BOGGS. Enter my newest style star.

I am so jealous of people who wear glasses. Thanks a lot for the 20/20 vision, mom. It’s totally cramping my style.

Trust me on this one. It’s a GOOD thing you got the actual seeing part of your mom’s eyes, though I do believe my contribution in the shape and size department is made of win.


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24freedinners: (via youmightfindyourself) Niiiiiiiiick please buy this! I want this too. Where do I find such an item?

24freedinners:

(via youmightfindyourself)

Niiiiiiiiick please buy this!

I want this too. Where do I find such an item?


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Neat thing about living in the house I grew up in again:

duplo:

I can use the return address labels I ordered myself in 7th grade! Yes, I kept them. I only used like 3 out of the 100 labels!

They read, “Jessica Cameron, Cool Person”

I’ve been awesome forever…

I remember those address labels.

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duplo: deleteyourself: Get your Kate Gosselin wig for halloween. (Link) Awesome. Combine this wig with a Ed Hardy t-shirt and you would be two of the most malevolent creatures in contemporary American life all in one. Talk about scary.

duplo:

deleteyourself:

Get your Kate Gosselin wig for halloween. (Link)

Awesome.

Combine this wig with a Ed Hardy t-shirt and you would be two of the most malevolent creatures in contemporary American life all in one. Talk about scary.


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minimalmac: davidkaneda: Make your Dock list view look like this with this quick terminal command (via usingmac.com): defaults write com.apple.dock use-new-list-stack -bool YES && killall Dock Every kind of awesome. If only it worked.

minimalmac:

davidkaneda:

Make your Dock list view look like this with this quick terminal command (via usingmac.com): 
defaults write com.apple.dock use-new-list-stack -bool YES && killall Dock

Every kind of awesome.

If only it worked.


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duplo: This is me with my friend Seanacey. She and I met in first grade and were more or less inseparable until the end of elementary school when we went off to different junior highs. The last time I saw her we were twelve years old. Seanacey just got back from living in Japan for two years and on Friday we decided to meet for a beer. It was so fantastic! Twelve years had past since I last saw her- half our lives- but it really didn’t feel like any time had passed at all. I tend to think that I’ve changed quite a bit since 5th grade, but maybe that’s not so true. Hey, Seanacey! Wow, this brings back memories.

duplo:

This is me with my friend Seanacey.

She and I met in first grade and were more or less inseparable until the end of elementary school when we went off to different junior highs.

The last time I saw her we were twelve years old.

Seanacey just got back from living in Japan for two years and on Friday we decided to meet for a beer. It was so fantastic! Twelve years had past since I last saw her- half our lives- but it really didn’t feel like any time had passed at all.

I tend to think that I’ve changed quite a bit since 5th grade, but maybe that’s not so true.

Hey, Seanacey! Wow, this brings back memories.


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duplo: This lady is me. Some day. I hope. Including her teeth?

duplo:

This lady is me.

Some day.

I hope.

Including her teeth?


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duplo: The record for longest USL First Division unbeaten streak, at 24 games, was set by the Timbers this year, and a new club attendance record has been achieved with a match remaining. And in 2009 two trophies have been added to a historically sparse trophy case: the Cascadia and Commissioners Cups. So despite the recent slump, this year’s team is the most successful Timbers USL team ever. Thirsty Thursday, September 17th the Timbers play their final regular season match of the year, against the Cleveland City Stars. See you at PGE Park. Match starts at 7:15pm. -Dave Knows: Portland Kay, Meg and I will be there! Just look for the drunk girls screaming profanities in section 107. Wait… I might need to be more specific. Hrmm.

duplo:

The record for longest USL First Division unbeaten streak, at 24 games, was set by the Timbers this year, and a new club attendance record has been achieved with a match remaining. And in 2009 two trophies have been added to a historically sparse trophy case: the Cascadia and Commissioners Cups.

So despite the recent slump, this year’s team is the most successful Timbers USL team ever.

Thirsty Thursday, September 17th the Timbers play their final regular season match of the year, against the Cleveland City Stars. See you at PGE Park. Match starts at 7:15pm.

-Dave Knows: Portland

Kay, Meg and I will be there! Just look for the drunk girls screaming profanities in section 107.

Wait… I might need to be more specific.

Hrmm.


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duplo: planettampon: This girl is amazing and I’m fucked off that she dropped out. Seriously, she was so much fun. I loved when she made the first cut and she was like, “Thank you, Jesus! I love you, Jesus!” and Tyra was like, “I hope you’d still love him even if you weren’t chosen,” and her response was to shriek, “I LOVE HIM.” Do you think she had some sort of serious break down? I feel like it’s likely. Maybe she was raptured into heaven, a kind of early bird special because of her extra enthusiasm.

duplo:

planettampon:

This girl is amazing and I’m fucked off that she dropped out.

Seriously, she was so much fun.

I loved when she made the first cut and she was like, “Thank you, Jesus! I love you, Jesus!” and Tyra was like, “I hope you’d still love him even if you weren’t chosen,” and her response was to shriek, “I LOVE HIM.”

Do you think she had some sort of serious break down? I feel like it’s likely.

Maybe she was raptured into heaven, a kind of early bird special because of her extra enthusiasm.


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duplo: This is my dream. Did you know sometimes a pygmy goat will bang into you from behind, causing you to topple over? Then they laugh at you, because, admit it, it is pretty funny.

duplo:

This is my dream.

Did you know sometimes a pygmy goat will bang into you from behind, causing you to topple over? Then they laugh at you, because, admit it, it is pretty funny.


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