In life, at least for me, events are like a frayed cloth. They continue to unwind.
duplo: The record for longest USL First Division unbeaten streak, at 24 games, was set by the Timbers this year, and a new club attendance record has been achieved with a match remaining. And in 2009 two trophies have been added to a historically sparse trophy case: the Cascadia and Commissioners Cups. So despite the recent slump, this year’s team is the most successful Timbers USL team ever. Thirsty Thursday, September 17th the Timbers play their final regular season match of the year, against the Cleveland City Stars. See you at PGE Park. Match starts at 7:15pm. -Dave Knows: Portland Kay, Meg and I will be there! Just look for the drunk girls screaming profanities in section 107. Wait… I might need to be more specific. Hrmm.

duplo:

The record for longest USL First Division unbeaten streak, at 24 games, was set by the Timbers this year, and a new club attendance record has been achieved with a match remaining. And in 2009 two trophies have been added to a historically sparse trophy case: the Cascadia and Commissioners Cups.

So despite the recent slump, this year’s team is the most successful Timbers USL team ever.

Thirsty Thursday, September 17th the Timbers play their final regular season match of the year, against the Cleveland City Stars. See you at PGE Park. Match starts at 7:15pm.

-Dave Knows: Portland

Kay, Meg and I will be there! Just look for the drunk girls screaming profanities in section 107.

Wait… I might need to be more specific.

Hrmm.


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duplo: planettampon: This girl is amazing and I’m fucked off that she dropped out. Seriously, she was so much fun. I loved when she made the first cut and she was like, “Thank you, Jesus! I love you, Jesus!” and Tyra was like, “I hope you’d still love him even if you weren’t chosen,” and her response was to shriek, “I LOVE HIM.” Do you think she had some sort of serious break down? I feel like it’s likely. Maybe she was raptured into heaven, a kind of early bird special because of her extra enthusiasm.

duplo:

planettampon:

This girl is amazing and I’m fucked off that she dropped out.

Seriously, she was so much fun.

I loved when she made the first cut and she was like, “Thank you, Jesus! I love you, Jesus!” and Tyra was like, “I hope you’d still love him even if you weren’t chosen,” and her response was to shriek, “I LOVE HIM.”

Do you think she had some sort of serious break down? I feel like it’s likely.

Maybe she was raptured into heaven, a kind of early bird special because of her extra enthusiasm.


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duplo: This is my dream. Did you know sometimes a pygmy goat will bang into you from behind, causing you to topple over? Then they laugh at you, because, admit it, it is pretty funny.

duplo:

This is my dream.

Did you know sometimes a pygmy goat will bang into you from behind, causing you to topple over? Then they laugh at you, because, admit it, it is pretty funny.


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Tumblr True Confessions

duplo:

soupsoup:

dailyhuff:

- I unfollowed Soup because he dissed high school drama kids and Monty Python. I started out on the jock track, man, but the best thing I did in high school was quit football to be a drama geek (I should note, too, none of my old teammates were ever stupid enough to try and give me shit about it either). I know Soup gets lots of Tumblr love for many reasons, but I still think, “Fuck you, Soup,” whenever I remember his crack.

I was a drama geek and a jock, but I hated Monty Python which the other drama geeks LOVED.

Sorry, I just think MP is highly overrated and if I heard NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! one more time I would have punched one of them directly in their earnest mouths.

I love Monty Python, and twelve year old me LOVED Monty Python.

What I do not love is any time a person (especially one without a genuine british accent) imitates Monty Python. You are not one of the Knights Who Say Ni, nor do you work for the Ministry of Silly Walks. It’s just one of those don’t try this at home things.

NOW you tell me.

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The subject is beer at the next Omsi Science Pub, Sept. 14

duplo:

Science Pub? At OMSI? And the subject is beer?

There is NOTHING about this that doesn’t sound amazing.

Who wants go???

Why do things like this always happen the one night a month I am previously engaged?

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Okay, I'm a cat.

Does this make me more Tumbular?

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my favorite Mormon started drinking

malty:

“You inspired me, and I just want you to know that I really like vodka crans.” He said.

I have never been prouder…. or more like the devil

My personal direct experience with Mormons was back in the days when I was gainfully employed. The company I worked for had a lot of Mormons on the sales team. I used to manage the trade shows, and the sales team would staff the booth. In the evenings we would all have dinner together.

So whenever it was two or more Mormon sales folk at the dinner, they were prim and proper. But if there was just one, well, here comes the drinking and smoking and hitting on waitresses, then lotsa coffee in the morning to fight off the hangover.

I’m not sure what that means in the big scheme of things, but to me, one Mormon = rabid hedonist, more than one Mormon = pretend not to be a rabid hedonist. Wouldn’t it be easier to just not be a Mormon?

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ninjapixie83: I do believe this girl may have skinned an alligator to make these sandals. Sorry for the fuzzy picture, but I took it from afar and then cropped it. Didn’t want alligator girl to think I was weird for taking a picture of her feet. Though my color wheel allows it as two parts of the green/violet/orange color triad, I really think one shouldn’t have purple toenails whilst wearing green freaksandals.

ninjapixie83:

I do believe this girl may have skinned an alligator to make these sandals.

Sorry for the fuzzy picture, but I took it from afar and then cropped it. Didn’t want alligator girl to think I was weird for taking a picture of her feet.

Though my color wheel allows it as two parts of the green/violet/orange color triad, I really think one shouldn’t have purple toenails whilst wearing green freaksandals.


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duplo: Check out this duck we saw last night That duck is either the reincarnation of Marie Antoinette or Liberace. Perhaps both.

duplo:

Check out this duck we saw last night

That duck is either the reincarnation of Marie Antoinette or Liberace. Perhaps both.


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ninja skills.

dangerisrelative:

We are hauling out the fisherman, cannery workers, everyone else and their dog— literally and figuratively.  These are the same people I flew in a month ago and I saw each time I picked up fish, dropped off someone else or their mail.  These people think they know me.  And every single goddamn one of them wants to tell how cool it is that I’m a girl pilot.  I have zero patience for this.  But that’s beside the point here.  So I flew this one guy in particular into a cannery strip at the beginning of the season.  He then saw me several times picking up fish and dropping off passengers.  He thinks he knows me and he also thinks we’re good ol’ buds.  He’s wrong, but when he offers to buy me a Widmer Hef at the bar, I accept.  I then proceed to be his friend for about 3 minutes, which is coincidentally the same amount of time it takes to get my (free) beer.  I left to join some friends in a game of pool.

After the free beer and a game of pool I left the bar.  I was not entertained by the number of gross fisherman and the lack of my buddies in the bar.  I’m out by my house-sitting truck trying to find the keys in my backpack.  I am faced towards the truck and bent over at my hips.  I hear a voice yell my name and a person in the corner of my eye running at me, more specifically my ass.  Not recognizing the voice and not being accepting of people running towards my ass, I kicked my leg out, screamed and swung my leg around— ninja style.  I kicked him in the gut.  Then I realized it was that guy who had bought me the beer.  He still deserved it.  Not smart to run up behind some girl towards her ass.  Not okay. 

However, I did get to kick one of my passengers.  Not necessarily on purpose, but I think everyone has that moment where they really can’t take anymore crap from the peanut gallery and they probably feel the urge to do this occasionally.  Not that I would ever actually kick a passenger, on purpose.  I just have a very vivid imagination.  And after doing this, I don’t think I got the pleasure I thought I would.  I even felt kind of bad.  So I guess, in the future thoughts of kicking my passengers will be quickly vetoed instead of pondered and eventually forgotten about.

Nah. You’re being too hard on yourself. Enjoy it. Relish it. LOVE it.

:)

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