I saw a squirrel with a hairless tail on the way to work this morning. Well, not hairless… It had sort of a buzz cut. This is not a picture of the squirrel i saw, but it’s a pretty good proximally. I feel like squirrels have really been pulling the wool over our eyes. We think they’re cute and adorable with their big bushy tails, but really they’re just tree rats.
(I’m fairly certain this picture is fake. I squirrel i saw, however, was not.)
Jasmine would agree about the tree rat notion. Squirrels mock her, but she can do nothing.